Thursday, May 25, 2006

Those Crazy Baptists

Anthony Dearinger, a preacher at the Independent Baptist Church in Hillsboro, Ill., demonstrated this spring how God will pitch the Devil into Hell on Judgment Day by picking up a 12-year-old boy from the pews where he was sitting with his parents and throwing him six feet. Dearinger has been convicted of child endangerment. (AP) ...Good thing the sermon wasn’t about crucifixion.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Perry Bible Fellowship for this week.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Great Quote

I love this quote...and I agree with it too...

We have to protect the children... Everything is about protecting the children nowadays. We have to protect the children from drugs! A lot of good has come from drugs, alot of great ideas and let's not forget all the great music. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.
-Bill Maher

Friday, April 21, 2006

People are soooo stupid

Thursday, April 20, 2006
People Are Stupid.
Columbia, SC -- Hardly a day goes by that Ellen Anderson doesn't prepare a few fresh vegetables. But a couple of weeks ago, she opened a bag of potatoes unlike any she'd ever opened before."This was something so unusual. Something I've never seen before."At the bottom of the bag, there was a potato that made her heart jump for joy. "This potato is very, very special because it's (in the shape of) a beautiful heart." Ellen says she picked it up at the place where she usually buys her vegetables, at stand on North Main Street. But she insists there was a lot more working for her that day than just coincidence."Only one person could make this potato like this, and that's God," said Ellen. "I missed choir practice (that night), because I was calling everybody and telling everybody about it." She says it's one veggie that will never meet the edge of her knife in the kitchen. "I will never eat this potato, nobody else will ever eat it."


-People are stupid, don't you think "God" has better things to do than to make a heart shaped potato for this woman to find? I can hear it now... "Hmmm, save people in Kansas from a flood? or.... wait! I got it! I will make a Heart Shaped Potato for someone to find in South Carolina! Yea, that's it! High Five Gabriel!"
By the way, the potato will rot, you might as well eat it Dummy!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Your Perry Bible Fellowship for 3 15 2006

Monday, February 27, 2006

Saddam's Trial

Saddam 'ends hunger strike' Staff and AgenciesMonday February 27, 2006
Saddam Hussein has ended a hunger strike he staged in protest at his trial judge for "health reasons", it was reported today.
Khalil Dulaimi, the deposed dictator's chief lawyer, said his client had lost some weight after 11 days without food but did not elaborate on his physical condition.
"The president maintained his hunger strike for 11 days but was forced to end it for health reasons," he said.
The lawyer said US prison officials intervened with defence lawyers in order to "prevent any adverse health impact" from Saddam's protest.
The presiding judge, Raouf Abdel Rahman, has taken a tougher line with Saddam, his seven co-defendants and their defence teams, than his two predecessors.
He ordered Barzan al-Tikriti, Saddam's half-brother and former intelligence chief, to be removed from the courtroom. Since then, the defence team has refused to take part in the proceedings, claiming Mr Abdel Rahman is biased against the deposed regime because he was born in the gassed Kurdish town of Halabja.
In subsequent appearances, Barzan took the dock in long underwear to show disrespect to the judge and also claimed to be on a hunger strike.
Mr Dulaimi said he found Saddam in "high morale" during the time he spent deliberating defence strategy after the defence team walked out of the trial.
Saddam and the seven co-defendants are charged with the deaths of more than 140 people following a botched 1982 assassination attempt on the former president in the Shia Muslim town of Dujail.
If convicted, they could face the death penalty by hanging. Under a law passed late last year, death sentences must be carried out within a month of an appeal failing, regardless of any other pending charges.

Why do they let this moron go on a hunger strike... Just force feed him. Why to they let him take up the time of the court by protesting for hours? In America you would be taken out of the court room and put in a room with a CC TV so that you could still see your trial but not be able to interrupt it with babblings of mistreatment. MISTREATMENT? From a guy who authorized the torturing of thousands of people and probably did a couple himself? COME ON JUDGE...TELL HIM TO SHUT IT!

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Do you ever think you are going crazy?

Do you ever think you are going crazy? No really, I mean that you actually may have something wrong with your brain. I don't normally think that way, but today... yeah, I think so... hmm...
Just a thought.